They dined at the castle that night, feasting upon fresh-caught river trout, cooked to crackly perfection over open flames, and served with lemon from the gardens. There was roasted boar as well, from a mighty beast the hunters had slain, the huge chops basted in their own glistening fat. They drank sweet summerwine, staining their lips red, and making their songs more merry as the night drew on. And then the servants brought out platters of berries and cream and cakes, each one sweeter and more succulent than the last.
Also someone murdered the king or whatever.
For breakfast they had platters piled high with crisp bacon…
full offense but that moment when a character is absolutely steeled for anger from their partner and gets tenderness and compassion instead and they just completely lose it because they don’t feel like they deserve it after how they’ve behaved and have no idea how to handle it is so, so, so good and if i ever stop loving it just assume i’ve died and been replaced with a really bad forgery.
if you’re a writer who only writes the start and end of your fics and then abandon the WIP because you don’t know how to do the middle parts, you are valid
Okay but if I cant do the beginning or the end either?
if you’re a writer who doesn’t know how to do jack shit, you are valid
uhHHHH I don’t mean to be dramatic or anything but I literally wrote 50k words in two weeks without fuckening trying,like won NaNoWriMo in 2 weeks,TWO WEEKS, after joining4thewords.comand I’m like
w h a t
OK so it’s pretty much like Neopets + Gaia Online + RPG, But You Level Up Through Writing
You “battle” cute online critters with your word count
You can dress up your avatar and whatnot and there are different regions and crafting quests
and my weird brain apparently responds VERY WELL to nerd gamification
because Holy Shit I wrote 50,600 words in 2 fuckening weeks
and am now 4thewords’ new hype squad
(also if you join, use the referral code PEUOC65061 so if you get a full membership, which I totally am, we will both be rewarded)
basically, wow I have never been this productive in my LIFE and I can’t wait for their July mini nanowrimo event (they’re doing a pride month one right now so you can get a rainbow shirt and fight rainbow beasties it’s freakin adorable)
and if this sounds like something you would enjoy, go for it, try to catch me, just do it, come at me friends let’s write some good shit together
“The female writers, for whatever reason (men?), don’t much believe in heroes, which makes their kind of storytelling perhaps a better fit for these cynical times. Their books are light on gunplay, heavy on emotional violence. Murder is de rigueur in the genre, so people die at the hands of others—lovers, neighbors, obsessive strangers—but the body counts tend to be on the low side. “I write about murder,” Tana French once said, “because it’s one of the great mysteries of the human heart: How can one human being deliberately take another one’s life away?” Sometimes, in the work of French and others, the lethal blow comes so quietly that it seems almost inadvertent, a thing that in the course of daily life just happens. Death, in these women’s books, is often chillingly casual, and unnervingly intimate. As a character in Alex Marwood’s brilliant new novel, The Darkest Secret, muses: “They’re not always creeping around with knives in dark alleyways. Most of them kill you from the inside out.””
I actually got chills reading this article, because this is someone who gets it. I mean, “The female writers, for whatever reason (men?), don’t much believe in heroes.”
A collection of WWC posts that deal with more general writing advice, character creation and diversity topics applicable to most marginalized people, particularly People of Color and some ethnic and religious groups.
The Specifier only focuses on a couple whumpy tropes. They often won’t even care who it’s for, as long as it has those tropes. The tropes can vary in specificity. So your friendly neighborhood Specifier might like electrocution in general, or maybe they just like elbow bruises caused by a flail wielded by a 2nd century Tibetan monk. Although I would like to know where they found that one.
Sample Dialogue:
Me: Hey, I found you a whump fic, for the fandom Ag-
Specifier: Does it have drowning?
M: You don’t want to hear who it’s for?
S: Does it have drowning?
M: Yeah. I think, look, it’s for this chara-
S: I’ll take it!
2. The Single Target
The Single Target is very particular in their choice of whumpee instead of method. Basically, consider them the same as the Specifier, except flipped. Perhaps they only whump characters played by Colin O’Donoghue (this is a callout @killian-whump), or maybe they only whump versions of Ms Frizzle.
Sample Dialogue:
Me: Hey, I found you a whump fic, with cool tropes like electrocu-
Single Target: Does it have Killian Jones?
M: You don’t want to hear what it’s for?
ST: Does it have Killian!?
M: Yeah. I think, look, it has beati-
ST: I’ll take it!
(Yes, I got lazy with this dialogue and just copied and pasted. Sue me.)
3. The Ficxer
We all have that one fandom. That one bad egg that makes a character just begging to be whumped…. and never is. For those times, the Ficxer is our best friend. They’re the ones that make the stories that fix the canon’s negligence toward whumpers. They flesh out those annoying storylines where the perfect whumpee is going through so much that isn’t shown or expanded upon. Ficxers, I love you. Now write for Parks and Rec already!
Sample Dialogue:
Me: Wow, Stargate Atlantis would have really tortured Shep there! Too bad they didn’t…. Wait, there’s fanfic. Let’s see if there’s anything there… Yay! Thanks, *squints* kittylover443!
Ficxer: *somewhere* I have pleased another person. Behold my excellence, mortal.
4. The Giffer
Very similar to the Ficxer in that these whumpers suck up our time in the best way. These invaluable members of our community give us endless replays of our fleeting moments of joy. 3 gigs of data on my computer are whumpy gifs. I live in fear someone will find them. And since I can’t make them myself, I’m indebted to all Giffers.
Sample Dialogue:
Yeah, I don’t know what to put. Just thanks?
5. The Everything-er
The full gamut. The whole 9 yards. If it’s got whump, the Everything-er will take it. This type of whumper, when asked their favorite whumpees, starts reciting a list that they’ll still be saying in November. Definitely the easiest to write for at whump exchanges, because chances are they whump everything you whump.
Sample Dialogue:
Me: Hey, I found this cool fic you might like.
Everything-er: Is it whump?
M: I don’t read anything else, so yeah?
E: Great! I’ll be back in *sees the fic is 15k words long* 3 hours.
6. The Mean One
Just kidding. These don’t exist.
I feel so attacked right now… and I kinda love it XD
The best part is, I was reading The Specifier and I was like, “This is kinda me… but with Colin, instead of specific tropes…” and then I got to the next one and laughed forever 😀
your writing is a skill, not an inborn talent (unless, yeah, maybe it is). not everyone can do what you do and love
everyone says they want to write a book. everyone has what it takes to write a book. not everyone does it anyway. you be the small percentage of success you read about
your writing will always seem brickshit horrible because you wrote and read it a million times
you love this writing thingy. quitting it will be like cutting off your fingers one by one.
someone out there will want to read what you wrote.
someone out there wants to know what is on your mind.
someone out there appreciates your art. they will share it with their friends. they will share it with their loved ones. they will share it with their future self because maybe what you wrote saved them.
if you give up now, you know you will just come back to it again, whether it’s years from now, months, or next week. you love writing, that’s why you planted the seed of thought that you are going to write this book, and whether you come back to it or not, your unwritten stories will come back to you.
Have a chart I developed for visualizing the disposition of your character! This is partly inspired by a chart I saw of Aristotle’s Golden Mean, which is a system he had for developing good character, but of course, this is more about gauging a character’s traits than bringing them into any kind of balance.
For a printable PDF version of the chart please follow this link.
@probablybadrpgideas Replace the alignment chart with this in all games. Be strict about players sticking to it.
Nothing weird to say this time, just throwing in my 2 cents that this might be more useful if the scale was 1-20 instead of 1-25. Nothing major, just lets you roll for them if you want to.
Feeling guilty that I’ve spent more time looking up writing tips and tutorials then actually writing.
When I finally decide to sit down and write, I mean really truly write, I decide to write 10,000 words that day to make up for the lost time.
You laugh, but this is how my brain works.
Of course, that cranks up the panic. Because everything is riding on this, right? I mean, I said I’m a writer. I claimed the title. I launched an entire blog about writing. I blog about writing every week. I read about writing every day. I dream up little scenes for my stories, jot down plans, and add to my outline.
And then I don’t write. Because it’s scary. And I lack skills.
So I lay down in bed. Because naps are better than panic attacks. But what’s better than naps? Scrolling through Pinterest and then napping.
That’s when I come across this crazy helpful writing tip snippet pinned to The Writer’s Sandbox. (Bear with me, this is important.) It was a small insight. At first, I didn’t take it seriously. Too easy. Just one tip among thousands of other writing tips.
But somehow it got me writing.
Little did I know, I was onto something that would help me write every day for the rest of the week. While actually enjoying it.
The Anxiety-Busting Writing Combo: Write While Lying down + Write Only 50 Words
You’ve heard of authors who wrote while lying down. Truman Capote did it. So did Mark Twain.
Maybe it sounded like artsy-fartsy nonsense to you. It did to me. And when I didn’t think it was hooey, I thought it impractical. Because no way I don’t fall asleep if I lay down to write. You know? And how could I possibly write fast enough to keep up with the story while two-finger typing? And how could I hold my arms up that long without getting tired?
I thought of a million reasons why it couldn’t work. So I never tried it. Not on purpose.
Instead, fate took my resistant hand, forced me into bed, and said “There dummy. Get writing.”
I should have tried it sooner. Because, come one, where do my best ideas happen? Yep, in the shower. But after that, it’s definitely while lying in bed.
And all those problems I was worried about? Well, they totally happened. But the cool thing is, they ended up working in my favor.
But first, why this method works in the first place.
Why It Works: The Psychology Behind This Two-Pronged Approach To Writing
Writers block is about fear. When it’s time to write, the record plays familiar fears on familiar ruts.
Will I measure up? Will my story be as good on the page as it is in my head? What if I’m disappointed? What if people think my story’s dumb? What if they think I’m dumb?
So this approach, lie down + write 50 words, reduces the pressure we put on ourselves and our stories to be epic. Here’s how:
1.) Sends your body the signal to relax
The reclining position tells your body that it’s time to relax. And that relaxed state is ideal for writing. Have you ever wondered why you think of your best ideas just before you fall asleep? That’s when we’re most free of expectations. Our minds are free to roam and come up with ideas.
We’re not sitting at a desk doing work. We’re just being.
2.) Eases you through the Hardest Part
The write-50-words goal gets you focused while supporting relaxation. It’s this low-pressure approach that got me through the hardest part of writing: getting started. Once I was through the barrier, it was easy to keep going. And that was just a bonus.
3.) Keeps your focus on Accomplishable Mini-goals
The other thing that helped?
You can’t tell your entire story in 50 words (unless we’re talking about flash fiction). So I thought more about each sentence. Because I had no choice but to focus in on one moment at a time. A hat brim buffeting on the breeze. Foam spilling over a beer glass. Wet fingertips fogging a polished bar.
50 words left no space to get lost in big concepts. It was about moving my story forward one sentence at a time.
4.) Slows the process down and gives you time to think
Lying down helped focus my mind too. I composed my next sentence carefully each time I had to rest my arm. I couldn’t rush through a mad-dash of panic-stricken sentences on my way toward a finish line that felt too far away.
Instead, I had to annunciate each syllable for the talk-to-text software to understand.
It forced me to slow down. To consider where I was going. And the goal was small enough that I had plenty of time to do it right along the way.
You’ve got the Key to Busting Your Writing Angst.
So what now?
Lie down in your cozy bed, and write 50 words. You can do it.
Because this is the moment you’ve been waiting for, writer. And you’re exactly where you need to be. Go.
I hope this helped you guys.
If you have any questions, feel free to go to my ask box