http://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p1reixcTVd1r2vneyo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/172915027071/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_p1reixcTVd1r2vney?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p1reixcTVd1r2vneyo1.mp3

crunchmaster-supreme:

other runners-up include: “this bird looks like god started and then put a cotton ball on it”, “this bird looks like a couch cushion”, and “it looks like one of those nerds candies grew up”