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I love the fact that if Shiro ever got the chance to be Lance’s instructor, he’d be the one teacher that tried to be firm but would literally be visibly struggling not to burst a blood vessel by trying not to laugh at his jokes in front of the entire Fighter Class division.

Lance, as he challenges Keith yet again: WATCH OUT FIGHTER CLASS, IM GONNA BEAT THIS FIGHTER’S A-

Shiro: LANCE!!

Also Shiro:

Lance, randomly: Crabs are just hard spiders.

Shiro: *chokes on his Garrison-designated shit tier coffee and coughs for like,,,, 5 whole ass minutes*

Lance, knowing exactly what he’s doing: 😎

Lance, looking very clearly at Keith: Assert your dominance over your friends and enemies by calling them by their student ID number.

Keith: Why would you ever –

Lance, smugly: That’s enough, 5742387.

Shiro, internally, as he realizes Lance memorized Keith’s student ID number for this very purpose and recalls how he changed Keith’s password on his phone every day for a month when Keith was 10:

*During a flight simulation*: loud dinging noise

Lance, without missing a beat: Ah, my old nemesis: FUEL LIGHT. The hunter becomes the hunted.

Hunk: WH-

Lance: We’re the hunter that’s become the hunted, Hunk.

Hunk: ….THERE’S NO FUEL LIGHT?

Lance, cheerily kicking back: We’re doomed!

Hunk: COMMANDER SHIROGANE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON?

Shiro, who knows Lance brought his phone into the simulator and is using it to simulate a fuel failure noise so he can go get the dinner special of the day in the cafeteria before they run out: No idea, Cadet. Guess you’re doomed.

Lance: 😎

Shiro, after explaining why Lance messed up on a written test to him: And besides, we all know spiders are just soft crabs.

Lance: 👀

Shiro: 👀

Lance: *slow grin* It’s hard spiders, sir.

Shiro: Soft crabs. End of story, Cadet.

Lance: WH-

Shiro: Soft. Crabs.

BONUS

Lance when he finally rescues Shiro from the astral plane: Holy crow, I’m so glad I finally managed to get to you here!

Shiro, exhausted but relieved: Don’t worry Lance, it’s over now. I’m proud of you. Let’s go home.

Lance, as he wraps his arm around Shiro’s middle to hoist him to his feet because the dude’s tired: Yeah man, let’s get outta here – what even is this place called, anyway?

Shiro: The astral plane, I think.

Lance: ….the astral plane?

Shiro: 👀

Lance: 👀

Keith in the middle of taking his brother’s other side, suddenly realizing EXACTLY what is going on: Please DON’T oh my god –

Shiro and Lance in unison with the same shit-eating grin:

More like the astral PAIN, amirite?

Keith internally: If not for the physical laws of this void I would have slaughtered you.

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@nhus321