comatose333:

Shiro and Dalinar are the Same Person (VLD and Oathbringer Spoilers Below)

So I was looking at this gorgeous piece of artwork by @botanicaxu , and I came to a stunning realization.

Dalinar and Shiro are the same person.

Hear me out.

They are both buff dad dreamboats.

Both have fandom names which highlight their dad status (Space Dad and Dadinar, Highprince of Dads).

Both are capable warriors, and could be considered the best of their respective generations.

Both are a leader and mentor figure to a bunch of crazy teenagers who are responsible for saving the world/universe.

In particular, both are a personal hero/mentor to a broody lone wolf teenager who they groom to take their place (Keith/Kaladin).

Both would totally spend their morning doing push-ups instead of sleeping in.

Both are called “Champion” by an antagonist, and both resist attempts for said antagonists to turn them into weapons.

Both unintentionally (directly in Dalinars case, indirectly in Shiro’s case) caused the death of a romantic partner.

At the end of the latest chapter in their respective series, both channel forces they don’t understand and have a moment of awesome that turns the tides and saves the day (Atlas/Honor’s Perpendicularity).

Both would definitely choose “Paladin” every time they play DnD.

I rest my case. Dalinar and Shiro are both Dad heroes. Thank-you.

letkeithinfodump:

team voltron’s functionality as a pillow for pidge

lance: bony. not comfortable at all, like sleeping on a pile of twigs. bonus 1 point for letting her use him as a pillow without complaint, a good pseudo-brother. overall rating: 1/5 someone feed him

keith: slightly more comfortable than lance, really firm. like a rock. 2 points deducted for getting up and leaving in the middle of her naps. overall rating: -.5/5 needs more patience

allura: warm and comfortable. kinda sweaty sometimes but pidge doesn’t care. 1 point deducted for the vague hints, usually within a minute of each other, that she would like to stop being used as a pillow. overall rating: 2/5 also needs more patience but is at least trying to be polite about it

coran: she doesn’t know many of the differences between elderly alteans and elderly humans, and she’s afraid she would break him if she tried using him as a pillow. probably wouldn’t be too bad though. overall rating: ??/5 he’s old.

shiro: not perfect, but decent. his prosthetic should not, should not, be used for pillow purposes. kind of talkative. overall rating: 3/5 he’s doing his best

hunk: has the potential. would be absolutely perfect if not for all the loud complaining. 10 points deducted. overall rating: 3.5/5 please complain more quietly