“Why did it take you 10 minutes to clean 1 window?”
“There was a cat.”This is so pure.
Tag: videos
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“Charles, entertain chat for me, let me get you the mike.”
(swings boom mike over to cat on the bed while leaving)
Charles: “mraaa, mrrr, hmrr!”
ice bear confirmed best bear
Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar
On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not conquer it
Coyote Peterson met a young ocelot in the jungle. This ocelittle frequents tourist trails in a wildlife park, and so it’s accustomed to people and doesn’t see them as a threat.
It picked a fight with a crab.
You should watch all of these. But especially the crab one.
You’re welcome.
He is so clearly enchanted with her even when she’s chewing on his head. It’s wonderful.
What a fantastic world we live in!!!
The greatest video since “The History of Japan”
#this goes through so many stages of sounding like#the speaker has#anything from#an italian accent to a spanish accent to a german accent to a swedish accent to an icelandic accent xD#to my ears at least#aka how english would sound if it made sense like the rest of us#english can’t even blame it on ‘having a lot of vowel sounds’ cause swedish has a similar amount (or arguably more)#the difference is that swedish has a proper system and Rules#for when the letter becomes a different sound#in swedish how it’s written is what you get it’s straight forward#english is just put together with duct tape and a prayer (via @erasedcitizen2)
This sounds like a Welsh person taking the piss out of English for being stupid.
They would be justified.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
nO StOP IT
i aM DEAD
FUCK OFF OK
from the perspective of persephone trying to eat a damn pomegranate in peace
their tongues
they synchronize
i'll apple your turnover 