kilomonster:

A video that explains my righteous anger. (Like seriously I am this fucking close of writing a fucking fanfic that wipes out the dumb allegory out of existence and just leaves interesting buddy cops and giving the other androids actual personalities.)

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

siriuszstar:

loudlibrary:

oathkeeper022391:

aspiritualbumpit:

whatucravin:

OMFG LMFAO… turn that volume up 🤣🤣

MARTHA YOU CLUMSY SLUT

GIMME THAT WALL BITCH 😂

turn the audio on I’m BEGGING you

It’s 1am… trying not to burst out laughing

techcat-mod:

strabius-strawberry:

catchymemes:

George-Washington.zip

Why is this so funny to me? I think it’s the quick little jumpcuts, and then the reveal feels like a punchline to a joke.

This is actually a really good way to describe image compression to someone who asks you to just ‘scale up’ an image for print

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk

unpretty:

tl;dr this woman was hearing creepy phantom nursery rhymes every night and it turned out to be a local industrial building’s alarm system, being triggered by spiders on the motion detectors

which is all well and good but “we investigated the creepy nursery rhymes, and it turns out it’s spiders” is one hell of a true statement

vampireapologist:

I’m losing my mind I just saw panic in Pittsburgh and while they set up Africa by Toto came on and the entire crowd went wild and turned on their phone lights and sang and I was sitting next to a dad in his fifties and he was SO confused he said “this wasn’t even this big of a hit when it came out???”

m–ood:

Red-eyed crocodile skinks are mini dragons

everythingfox:

“Woke up and looked out the window this morning to see these little guys“

Taken from /r/reddit

intothefey:

“This is so painful I feel like I should make a concentration check on my spell?”

botanyshitposts:

honeybottledrip:

3blush:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl7-9QZgea_/

this is so magical, it looks like little plants begin to grow and thrive at the bottom

this is a very common thing for mosses!! they’ve made themselves so resistant to water loss that they can squeeze out all intercellular water in the dry season, hang out like that for months or however long it takes for water to come back to their environment, and then ‘wake up’ when they can replenish their cells and resume photosynthesis!! a fun thing to try is to dry out a moss and then drip water on it and watch it come back to life!!