1. “you died and left me your children, even though they’re only a few years younger then me”
2. “you died and left me a haunted house”
3. “you died and left me an obscure magical object, I’m not sure what it does, and your instruction sheet just says ‘have fun storming the castle!’”
4. “you died and left me a fanatically loyal warrior order”
5. “you died and left me a bunch of money and a pile of really weird IOUs?! why did someone owe you a free body disposal. why did someone owe you two brides and a goat. why did someone owe you an island. WHY”
6. “you died and left me to repay a bunch of really weird IOUs”
7. “you died and left me a small country”
8. “you died and left me six research labs that operate in international waters and I’m kind of scared to find out why keeping them out there was a stipulation of the will”
9. “you died and left me a menagerie of animals that are supposed to be extinct? and some that aren’t supposed to be real??? where did you get unicorns. where did you get gryphons. where did you get pegasi???”
10. “you died and left me on the hook for a hereditary marriage contract”
Tag: to write
major arcana themed prompts
prompts associated with tarot cards
send a character/ship to reveal their fortune at the hands of a writer
- The Magician: sky, mystery, power, talent
- The High Priestess: lunar, temple, inner voice,
- The Empress: fertility, natural world, beauty, dependence on others
- The Emperor: wisdom, ego, authority, inflexibility
- The Hierophant: worship, balance, group identity
- The Lovers: twins, nudity, disharmony, romantic love
- The Chariot: victory, animals, awareness, arrows, aggression
- Strength: courage, patience, lack of discipline, virtue, biting
- The Hermit: loneliness, withdrawal, thoughtfulness, lantern
- Wheel of Fortune: reversal of luck, colourful, destiny
- Justice: gold, truth, double edged sword, impartiality
- The Hanged Man: punishment, knowledge, nature, halo, sacrifice
- Death: flowers, bones, nameless, transformation
- Temperance: wine, water, wings, imbalance, excess, patience
- The Devil: addiction, detachment, materialism, monsters
- The Tower: destruction, sudden, flames, fear of change
- The Star: puddle, reflection, hope, serenity, lack of faith
- The Moon: domesticity, the wilderness, howling, illusion, insecurity
- The Sun: crimson, children, success, festivity
- Judgement: resurrection, music, grey, refusal, graves
- The World: corners, the elements, completion, lack of closure
- The Fool: madness, cliffs, gambling, innocence, recklessness
Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP
Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.
- Historical AU
- Royal AU
- Modern AU
- Coffee Shop AU
- Bar/Restaurant
AU- Bookshop AU
- Florist AU
- Hospital AU
- Dance
AU- Airport/Travel AU
- Neighbour AU
- Roommate AU
- Detective AU
- Bodyguard AU
- Criminal
AU- Prison AU
- War AU
- Circus AU
- Summer Camp AU
- Teacher AU
- Dystopian AU
- Space AU
- Performer
AU- Soulmate AU
- Fairy Tale AU
- Massage Fic
- Sick/Injured Fic
- Proposal Fic
- Wedding Fic
- Holiday Fic
- Birthday Fic
- Pregnancy Fic
- Baby Fic
- Vacation Fic
- Bathtub Fic
- Text/Letter Fic
- Coming Out Fic
- Grief
Fic- Survival/Wilderness Fic
- Almost Kiss
- First Kiss
- The Big Damn Kiss
- Dance
of Romance- Flowers of Romance
- Chocolate
of Romance- Blind Date
- Not a Date
- Fake Dating
- Fake Married
- Arranged Marriage
- Accidentally Married
- Marriage of Convenience
- Mutual
Pining- Secret Relationship
- Established
Relationship- Awful First Meeting
- Forgotten First Meeting
- Accidental Eavesdropping
- Interrupted Declaration of Love
- Poorly Timed
Confession- Love Confession
- Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love
for Character B to Character C)- Everybody
Knows/Mistaken for Couple- Star Crossed Lovers
- It’s Not You, It’s Me
- It’s Not You, It’s My
Enemies- Character in Peril
- Heroic Sacrifice
- Flirting Under Fire
- Locked in a Room
- Twenty-Four
Hours to Live- Stranded on A Desert
Island- Stranded Due to Inclement Weather
- Huddling for Warmth
- Bed Sharing
- Did They or Didn’t They?
- In Vino Veritas
- Above the Influence
- Anger Born of Worry
- Green-Eyed Epiphany
- The Missus and the Ex
- Second Love
- Intimate Artistry
- Married to the Job
- Innocent Physical Contact
- I Didn’t Mean to Turn
You On- Aroused By Her Voice
- Erotic
Dreams- First Time
- Unexpected Virgin
- PWP
- Kink
- Makeovers
- Hair Brushing/Braiding
- Sleep
Intimacy- Scars
- Time Travel
- Curses
- Magical Accidents
- Accidentally Saving
the Day
Bodyguard Crush Appreciation Post:
- ‘I don’t want a bodyguard/this is humiliating and I’m going to pretend it’s not happening’ vs ‘just another bratty kid who won’t listen that I’ll have to drag out of trouble’
- awkward thank-yous
- MORE awkward thank-you gestures: protectee buying gifts, trying to give bodyguard a day off – impractical but well-meaning is good; so is surprisingly thoughtful
- MOMENTS OF TENSION WHEREIN THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON EACH OTHER
- realizing Feelings but assuming that they could never be returned
- I don’t care what direction this goes bc it is Good either way
- Trying To Create Distance by returning to pure professionalism OR struggling to maintain a friendlier relationship but doing it so well the other person assumes there’s no chance of Feelings
- this is one of the few contexts in which I will accept a variant of Gayngst as in: but I guard them and they’re always flirting/sleeping w/ people of the opposite sex; they are clearly So Straight and I have No Hope (but surprise! bisexuality!)
- DRAMATIC ACTION SCENES WITH FROZEN MOMENTS OF EYE CONTACT
- yes I’m weak for this cheap cinematic trope shHHHH don’t you judge me
- protectee caring for the bodyguard’s woundssssss
- bodyguard tending the protectee’s woundssss
- contrasting two injuries: one in which the bodyguard is brusque and efficient and one in which they’re gentle and caring/protectee is panicking and insisting they can’t do it vs trying to calm their bodyguard and holding their own panic in
- BODYGUARD QUITS JOB. PROTECTEE IS HEARTBROKEN UNTIL BODYGUARD COMES BACK AND ASKS THEM OUT + EXPLAINS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A BREACH OF CONTRACT
can your otp be a bodyguard crush? are you sure? CONSIDER THIS CAREFULLY AS MANY WONDERS AWAIT YOU
Fanfiction Trope MASH-UP
Rules: Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.
- Historical AU
- Royal AU
- Modern AU
- Coffee Shop AU
- Bar/Restaurant
AU- Bookshop AU
- Florist AU
- Hospital AU
- Dance
AU- Airport/Travel AU
- Neighbour AU
- Roommate AU
- Detective AU
- Bodyguard AU
- Criminal
AU- Prison AU
- War AU
- Circus AU
- Summer Camp AU
- Teacher AU
- Dystopian AU
- Space AU
- Performer
AU- Soulmate AU
- Fairy Tale AU
- Massage Fic
- Sick/Injured Fic
- Proposal Fic
- Wedding Fic
- Holiday Fic
- Birthday Fic
- Pregnancy Fic
- Baby Fic
- Vacation Fic
- Bathtub Fic
- Text/Letter Fic
- Coming Out Fic
- Grief
Fic- Survival/Wilderness Fic
- Almost Kiss
- First Kiss
- The Big Damn Kiss
- Dance
of Romance- Flowers of Romance
- Chocolate
of Romance- Blind Date
- Not a Date
- Fake Dating
- Fake Married
- Arranged Marriage
- Accidentally Married
- Marriage of Convenience
- Mutual
Pining- Secret Relationship
- Established
Relationship- Awful First Meeting
- Forgotten First Meeting
- Accidental Eavesdropping
- Interrupted Declaration of Love
- Poorly Timed
Confession- Love Confession
- Love Confessor (Character A confessing their love
for Character B to Character C)- Everybody
Knows/Mistaken for Couple- Star Crossed Lovers
- It’s Not You, It’s Me
- It’s Not You, It’s My
Enemies- Character in Peril
- Heroic Sacrifice
- Flirting Under Fire
- Locked in a Room
- Twenty-Four
Hours to Live- Stranded on A Desert
Island- Stranded Due to Inclement Weather
- Huddling for Warmth
- Bed Sharing
- Did They or Didn’t They?
- In Vino Veritas
- Above the Influence
- Anger Born of Worry
- Green-Eyed Epiphany
- The Missus and the Ex
- Second Love
- Intimate Artistry
- Married to the Job
- Innocent Physical Contact
- I Didn’t Mean to Turn
You On- Aroused By Her Voice
- Erotic
Dreams- First Time
- Unexpected Virgin
- PWP
- Kink
- Makeovers
- Hair Brushing/Braiding
- Sleep
Intimacy- Scars
- Time Travel
- Curses
- Magical Accidents
- Accidentally Saving
the Day
Where are the fic where the super-slick super-spy is thwarted by their seduction target’s complete lack of self-esteem and inability to believe for one second that someone that hot wants to fuck them?
….
I don’t know if I need to read this or I need to write this, but I need this.
This desperately needs to be a thing.
this fits so many of my OTPs
sonic-for-real-justice-archive:
team ‘enemies to lovers’ or team ‘friends to lovers’?
enemies to friends to lovers you fool you absolute buffoon
No! Friends to enemies to lovers! More drama that way