A mythbusters-esque tv show except its chidi and simone doing all the research and jason and eleanor putting their ridiculous experiments to the test. Tahani hosts it.
ok you know what tahani is more fucking valid than anyone because she never wanted anything that wasn’t 100% justified
her parents treated her like garbage and she only comes across as full of herself because literally not a single one of her achievements was ever fucking recognized by anyone around her, least of all the two people whos opinion she actually cared about, her parents
nothing she wanted ever was detrimental to any other person in any way
it wasn’t about making everyone around her think she was a saint, she just wanted to do something that would finally be seen as enough
it wasnt even about outdoing her sister it was just about being recognized for her accomplishments in her own right
so dont sit there with this she was doing good things with bad intentions stuff
she was doing good things for her own reasons, and it wasnt about the magnanimity of helping people, but that doesn’t make her motivations bad objectively
and like her final test to see whether she was a good person was to walk down that hallway lined with rooms where people were gossiping about her
and she passed by aaalll the doors of aaall the famous people and socialites that she talks about all the time and the one room she finally did stop at was her parents!
there’s nothing vain about desiring approval from your parents! she just wanted acknowledgment. from her parents. there’s no fucking realm of reality where you can frame that as vain! she wanted her parents not to treat her like complete fucking garbage for one goddamn second.
like having bad parents is a bad enough environment to grow up in but having them treat you so unjustly your whole life while watching that so completely opposite and juxtaposed with the way they treat your only other sibling. thats so horrible.
and tahani stopping to get some closure on that CANNOT be termed selfish. theres just no fuckin way
This is the point of the series. The “good/bad place” system is built on Kantian absolutism and a complete rejection of anything even remotely near moral dessert, but the fact that it qualifies *as* a very clear and obvious moral dessert completely invalidates the moral logic underlying the selection system. Which is *why* Chidi’s wide-ranging philosophical lessons lead the characters into contradictions within the framework. Even Michael can’t deal with the “good/bad” paradigm’s rules in the face of something as “simple” as the trolley problem.
Michael’s experiment exposed the fundamental flaw in the system.
fun fact: on the Good Place podcast, Jason Mantzoukas said many of Derek’s lines were written by putting dialogue through google translate several times, which is definitely how they got this sentence.
Endless list of favorite characters[3/∞] • Eleanor Shellstrop (the good place) ↪ "Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?”
exciting news!! I no longer wish to work on this care plan and yet I must continue to work on this care plan
you might call it
a don’t care plan
but you wouldn’t call it that because that would be very stupid, this is a plan of treatment for a school-age child with a congenital heart defect that necessitated surgery, you have to care about that, you’re literally required by stupid ethics
This is exactly the pep talk I needed to propel me apathetically yet competently thru congenital heart defects
Chidi believes in you!
(if you don’t watch The Good Place yet @andhumanslovedstories you really really should!)
Chidi has never submitted any assignment on time in his whole life because he Refuses to stop thinking, he will never stop thinking, he is not cheering me to half ass my assignment, he is adding a 20th page to a six page assignment
Every time Janet is rebooted, she gains a new ability. Janet has been rebooted at least 857 times which makes her the most advanced Janet to ever exist.
In 3×01, we see her display some of the new abilities she has acquired from the previous reboots such as: sarcasm, lying to spare a friend’s feelings, embarrassment, and feeling giddy hearing about the person she loves.
i'll apple your turnover 