Gretchen, Julia, and Kylie are joined by Bo to discuss the actual best in geeky media: Steven Universe. Of course after the most recent episodes, we have to determine if Rose Quartz is, in fact, literal garbage. Results may surprise you.
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
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Okay, so let me just type for like an hour straight about this.
Rose Quartz is Pink Diamond. Or rather, Pink Diamond is Rose Quartz. Steven is Pink Diamond. All this time. The entire time.
She faked her death, alright, but I never even… I mean, I’d heard the theory, once before. I heard there was a theory out there that Rose was Pink Diamond. You know what I thought? I thought it was pretty stupid. Yet here we are.
Pink Diamond is still alive, and whole, and she’s been Steven the whole time.
This truly does change everything. Everything. Absolutely everything. I am dead freaking certain I can rewatch this show for the umpteenth time and it’ll all feel wildly different and brand new and absolutely insane now.
I have a lot to say about this. So let’s start at the beginning.
It’s no secret that Pink held some level of love for Humans. If she didn’t, the Zoo wouldn’t exist– and even if it did, it wouldn’t be a paradise. I suppose… It really couldn’t come down to Pink just stopping her colony being made. She may have been a Diamond, but to just put a complete hold on the plans for the super-hub would have tarnished the authority that is so important to the Diamonds. A change in plans means the Diamonds are fallible. Flawed. Yellow, Blue, and White wouldn’t stand for it– heck, they probably wouldn’t even understand.
So it appears that Pink invented Rose Quartz. Our Rose. She disguised herself as one of them, staged a rebellion, and then fought a faux war between herself and herself. Her intention was to give an excuse to stop the invasion and save Earth, but as we saw last episode, Blue and Yellow wouldn’t, couldn’t let her.
“Blue and Yellow don’t care. They never have. This is Pink Diamond’s colony. We can end it here, right now.”
That’s where Pink was wrong. So very, very wrong. Blue and Yellow cared quite a freaking lot. I… I think Pink was expecting to fade from history, and Earth would be untouched, and her fellow diamonds wouldn’t bat an eye at her death.
Instead, the Diamonds came together and wreaked their horrible vengeance upon the Earth. Her Earth. They broke the minds of countless Gems, and they tortured the bodies of countless more in the fusion experiments and the Cluster. So much was the Diamond’s love for Pink that they wrought every horrible torture they could on the Gems complicit in her apparent death.
Pink Diamond could never have wanted that, and I don’t think she saw it coming, either. How could she know the Diamonds loved her? They denied her requests, they spoke down to her, they were cold to her. She saw no love from them, and knew no love from them. She just… didn’t know.
Which makes Rose’s various speeches throughout the series so painful. It’s no wonder she knows the value of love, and recognizing love. She didn’t, and it brought down hell upon everyone around her.
Even if your worst fears about Rose and Pearl’s relationship were true, and Pearl was essentially a slave, with exactly as little agency as Blue and Yellow Pearl, even for the thousands of years she was with Rose after the war ended, her entire character arc up through and including “Mr. Greg” and “Last One Out of Beach City” was about her learning to have agency and truly be an independent gem now that Rose is gone.
In “Sworn to the Sword,” we saw her realize that the way she had devalued her own life for Rose’s sake was an unhealthy relationship dynamic. In “Friend Ship” we saw her learning that she shouldn’t use her status as a pearl as an excuse to just give up and that she does have control over her own destiny. In “Mr. Greg,” she openly expresses a desire to finally “move on” from Rose, and “Last One Out of Beach City,” she shows that she has.
We still have yet to see how Pearl will change in response to her secret becoming public knowledge. In “Sworn to the Sword” we saw Pearl learn through Steven and Connie that the way she had been devaluing her own life was unhealthy. Now that Pearl will be able to discuss the true nature of her relationship with Steven, and Garnet (who has very strong feelings about how love and relationships should work) she’ll finally be able to get a fresh pair (or trio) of eyes on her relationship. I very much doubt the coming episodes are going to contextualize Pearl and Rose’s relationship as a perfect fairy-tale romance.
I don’t understand why you guys are so convinced that this relationship is going to be handled in the worst
possible way. It’s not like the crewniverse just came up with the ideas for how diamonds and pearls work and then, just this Monday, decided to put Rose and Pearl in those roles without realizing the implications of it.
“When you see a lot of media for kids, especially media directed at little girls, it’s very heavy with the message that, ‘You will find another person who will validate you, and being in a relationship will make you know that you’re a worthwhile person.’ And Pearl is an exploration in what a terrible message that is, and how it can just ruin someone completely… She feels like all of her worth is tied to her relationship with someone else, and without that someone else her worth is zero.”
This was the plan since before “Gem Glow” aired. And we’ve seen this show do a good job (I think) of tackling issues like toxic, abusive relationships (Malachite), and bad allyism (Rocknoldo) before, and I don’t think we’re going to see it stumble across the finish line now.
I hope you’ll all keep watching. You might just be pleasantly surprised.
this is one thing i’m worried about with the fanbase. there seems to be a lot of collective amnesia about how much of pearl’s arc has already focused on moving past this – and, when you’re someone who always suspected rose diamond – how poignant it is that rose is gone. forever. pearlhas to move past her, and this truly hammers home how central that is for her character.
when we saw her in the most recent flashback, that’s the earliest we’ve ever seen her. that’s her at her most servile. the closest to “programming”, but still her own person enough to question rose diamond’s decision. that tells us a lot about not just rose encouraging her to make her own decisions, but pearl’s own willingness to question her. of course her loyalty played a role – hence SUCH a huge focus on the unhealthiness of that in s2-3 – but pearl found the prospect of rebellion exciting in her own right.
that’s something i can’t wait to explore, even more than we already have.
susan egan (rose/pink VA) recently said this in an interview:
There’re lovely flashbacks, finally, this season, which show how she and Pearl met, and what that relationship was. This was always in Rebecca’s mind. That so blows me away. She’s known all of this all along.
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