stranger things – i'll apple your turnover

robotmango:

robotmango:

i’m rewatching the season one finale of stranger things and it occurs to me that the nailbat and lighter that steve totes around in season two are technically nancy and jonathan’s things? but then steve still has both of those things either on him, or in his car, a whole year later? related question: why, in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Seventeen, are we still resolving love triangles with a breakup instead of, oh, i don’t know, a fucking obvious already-subtextual threesome

and while i’m at it, the season one finale also makes it clear that the replacement camera is a joint gift from nancy AND steve?? so….. like….. how the fucketh come they aren’t all chaperoning the dance together right now? blushing and ducking their heads when they make eye contact because it’s so new and suburbia in the 80s Did Not Really Prepare Them For This??? steve calling jonathan a nerd while he pops his collar up for him, jonathan taking unflattering pictures of steve’s hair, nancy laughing at them and switching between them to dance to the slow songs????? netflix, we gotta do everything? we gotta write this happy lil triangle ourselves?? we gotta chop wood and knit our fuckin socks by hand too????