List of Unlikely AUs

nospockdasgay:

1920′s/30′s mob boss gang war AU

Trapped in the ancient past and can’t get home AU 

Fuck or die AU

Tale of the body snatcher AU

Forced to share a bed because reasons AU

Evil twin tries to take over my life AU

Forced to fight as Roman gladiators AU

Nazi Germany AU

Evil parallel universe version of own universe AU

Weird plant pollen made me horny AU

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Oh wait… no. No, these are all just Star Trek episodes, never mind, carry on.

beauty-grace-outer-space:

“Regarding Kirk’s personality, the screenplay of Star Trek commented, “At 22, he’s charming, witty, dangerous, rebellious.”
The script also characterized the twenty-two year-old Kirk as
“unformed, raw”. In ultimately omitted dialogue from the same script,
Kirk responded to Pike’s appeal for him to join Starfleet by admitting
Pike was right: he did want to feel special. However, he sarcastically
added he therefore planned to start a book club
. [2]” -The Memory-Alpha Wiki

Kirk, you little shit.

mswyrr:

booasaur:

Star Trek Discovery – 1×15

#michael’s such a good person :))#in
the middle of this mission and in the middle of being the literal
psychological definition of triggered she’s seeking this out
#and being able to enjoy it and this weird messy place#and knows she can’t destroy it#even though all she has to do is not fight her superiors#like it’s not even her decision she doesn’t have to do anything#she has to take active steps to stop it#but it doesn’t even cross her mind#not to#she’ll mutiny again if she has to#if her philippa could see her ;_;

wackd:

thesnadger:

Every parody of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy, Emperor Zorblax!”

Every actual episode of Star Trek TOS: “It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy…fascism.”

The one time TOS faught the same guy twice:
“It appears we’ve once again crossed paths with our old enemy…a cowboy misogynist huckster.”

julesbashirr:

empresshoshisato:

dobbyofbajor:

riker-wears-a-skant:

riker-wears-a-skant:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED A THING

WORF AND JADZIA GET MARRIED IN “YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED” BUT EARLIER IN THE EPISODE SISKO CHEWS DAX OUT FOR BEING CHILDISH WHEN SHE’S 356 YEARS OLD

“YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED” TAKES PLACE IN EARLY 2374

THE DAX SYMBIONT IS THEREFORE BORN IN 2018

WE’RE GONNA HAVE TO THROW A PARTY WORTHY OF CURZON IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS

IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME

jesus christ its been two years and people are still reblogging this

is this my legacy?

Bringin this back as a reminder to throw the birthday part from hell for Dax!

you are cordially invited aired on november 10 so i say we have a party on november 10th 2018. 

yesssss

gardnerhill:

greenreticule:

If Jane Austen wrote Star Trek:

Spock, the first officer whose advice was always effectual, possessed a strength of understanding, and coolness of judgement, which qualified him to be the counselor of the ship’s captain, and enabled him frequently to counteract, to the advantage of them all, that eagerness of mind in Captain Kirk which must generally have lead to imprudence. Spock had an excellent heart, positioned somewhere near his kidneys; his feelings were strong, but he knew how to govern them: it was a knowledge which his captain had yet to learn, and which one of his fellow crew members had resolved never to learn.

Dr. Leonard McCoy’s abilities were, in many respects, equal to Spock’s. He was sensible and clever; but eager in every thing; his sorrows, his joys, could have no moderation. He was generous, amiably cynical, interesting: he was everything but logical.

Space and Sensibility! Pride and Planetfalls!

nimblermortal:

chubbycaptain:

chubbycaptain:

im really losing my shit thinking about vulcan childrens music and television. who could forget such hits as “3 is an appropriate number” and “walking in the street could lead to maiming or death”

the vulcan equivalent of the wiggles is just 3 normally dressed individuals reciting multiplication tables in unison

Speaking as someone with very little knowledge of Star Trek – I’ve seen like three episodes from random versions and I read Spock’s World – I violently disagree with this.

Even before I had such minimal knowledge as I do now, I thought that “vulcan” was a very appropriate word for them. It’s not that they don’t have emotions, if anything they have more than humans, they just run hard and deep, like volcanoes. You don’t want that thing to erupt.

So I imagine vulcan children’s TV is much like Sesame Street. Here is a muppet with anger issues! He spilled his milk and it made him ANGRY!!! Here comes someone dressed in completely normal clothes to say yes, that was indeed unfortunate, but anger is an irrational response to such a thing and not in keeping with the teachings of Surak; let us now explore different forms of meditation as emotional control, one of which includes three normally dressed individuals reciting multiplication tables in unison.

the-ice-castle:

geordi la forge and julian bashir are both on the same terrible situation where they conceptually should have been gay, but rick berman (being both a bitch and a coward) forced them so they not only to be straight, but to be straight in the worst way and have creepy and terribly written relationships with women. let’s pour one out for our nerfed icons 😥🙏