Tag: santa clarita diet
Well, make up your mind, Joel. Am I a coyote in yoga pants, or a greyhound at a racetrack?
“So, I guess if I’m gonna find my Joel, the relationship should
be built on more than just hurting his leg.”“That’s right.”
Maybe I shouldn’t care about toaster knobs, or being responsible, or descending into chaos. Why should I be the only one in my family who gives a crap, right? Maybe I wanna have fun, drive a fancy car, dance like a sex lunatic. You’re a good dancer. YOU’RE MISSING THE POINT, RAMONA! I don’t want to dance! And I don’t want another shitty toaster oven!
My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.
My dream right now is to keep my family together and my wife out of jail. And take apart this hammer-knife I made to kill the undead, and use the hammer portion to build bookshelves. Then, when my workday is done, the knife to cut brie and, perhaps, an apple.
joel hammond: a summary
IM ACTUALL YCRYIGN
My concern is…
#the hot dad vibes coming off olyphant on this show are like radioactive and lethal#the way he honestly genuinely adores his undead flesh-eating wife is also a thing of beauty#like if gomez addams was a slightly anxious loose-hipped white guy#who’s honestly just trying his best with a trying situation of ongoing zombie-ism#but really just loves his wife more than anything else#also i’m so glad he didn’t come off a decade of deadwood and justified and get stuck in a ‘srs violent man’ rut#but went full comedy instead and honestly seems like he’s having the time of his life#santa clarita diet #gif
i'll apple your turnover 