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Compilation of the Queer Eye guys (1/?): Putting up with clients
which antoni are you today?
very helpful, Antoni
The thing I love about you the most is that you’re brave. You’ve been through a lot and you put that behind you. You use it to not only make yourself successful, but to help others. You’re so, so brave.
– The thing Bobby loves about Jonathan the most.
tag urself: queer eye edition
antoni: always surprised when someone compliments you, hesitant when it comes to bold prints, greek yogurt’s #1 fan, closet bookworm, terrifyingly witty, cries quietly
bobby: loves a good sectional, can only see shades of navy and gray, can’t say no to a floral bermuda short, always wonders if you’re ready to see more, all about functionality
jonathan: hates sulfates, always lifting others up, the horniest of the group, not afraid to show affection and/or demand attention, a true hoe for DIY face masks, gives absolutely zero fucks about what others think
karamo: the Dad of the Group, softly demands that everyone have their shit together, believes there’s no such thing as too many bomber jackets, constantly reinventing yourself just because you can
tan: emotionally unavailable, fucking loves a french tuck, wants you to be you but elevated, rolls sleeves when lacking confidence, always ready for sex, please don’t touch my hair
Q: What was going through your mind when AJ walked out in that leather harness?
Antoni: Okay, well, I don’t know if you noticed this as a viewer, but he went from this shy, reserved, keeping his gaze down and not engaging in too much eye contact [kind of guy] to coming out in a harness and fully owning it and flexing his chest — umm, that was like very, you know… I’m a really reserved guy. Maybe I don’t have that sexual confidence [laughs], as much as I’d like to. It’s just not who I am! It really caught me off guard. I was not expecting him to come out in that harness!
fab 5 storming into some poor dude’s house
every member: what would you change in your space? how do you wash your face? what’s your favourite piece of clothing? do you like cheese?
karamo: do your parents love you? are you lonely? when you lay in bed at night, do you feel a void in your chest that seems to be swallowing you whole? when you stare into the void, does it stare back?
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