Coach Derek Taylor: Ok, I’m gonna sanctify this room of beautiful sports equipment, so y’all can take your pick. It’s not a perfect solution but it’s better than nothing.
Griffin: And he kneels down in the center of the room and he channels his holy symbol: his high school football state champions ring.
Coach Derek Taylor: In this, our hour of need, we ask for your athletic patronage and protection. Oh, light of my life, end-zone of the cosmos, my lord and my savior, Touchdown Todd. Todd! We need you real bad right now, buddy. Bless these here beautiful sporting goods with your undeniable power so that these children might go and kill a bunch of monsters with them.
In your holy name I pray, boom shaka laka.
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