butchsunshine:

ladychaosstudios:

butchsunshine:

sapphlcsupport:

butchsunshine:

my gf calls me a jock because i play dungeons and dragons. she thinks that makes me a jock. i don’t understand her but i love her

takes lots of butch charisma and strength to beat those cool enemies and puzzles

kdjgskdjgh incredibly flattering that you think my party actually beats our dm’s puzzles

Breaking puzzles is technically beating them.

thesnadger:

Minor Inconvenience: Cantrip, Transmutation. V, S, M (three leaves cut from any difficult to kill weed)

Duration: Instantaneous

Range: 120 feet

You create one of the following effects on any non-magical object within range:

• A stair or floorboard will break the next time someone steps on it.
• A spot on any wall will grow a loose nail, a splinter or a sharp piece of decoration that will snag the clothing of the next person to walk past it.
• A rope or chain becomes hopelessly tangled.
• One food item spoils or becomes instantly overcooked.
• A vessel of water tips over, spilling the contents.

The first creature to be affected by this object’s alteration must make a Wisdom save. On a failure, the creature will lose all sense of proportion for one round, ranting and raving against the heavens for their miserable luck.

downtroddendeity:

prokopetz:

Concept: a tabletop RPG about pretending to be an elf.

Player characters are all people who are infiltrating the Elven Court on the day of the Great Midsummer Feast, and so must, via disguise, magic, trickery, or sheer audacity, pretend to be elves in pursuit of goals ranging from “find my kidnapped lover and rescue them” to “get some good dirt on the elven nobles to put in my gossip column” to “steal the crown jewels” to “get drunk on somebody else’s good champagne.”