No mercy

an incomplete sorting of superheroes

people with genuine and valid superpowers in Infinity War

thor: thunder god

wanda: big red magic witch

dr strange: wizard

t’challa: super panther sprint master

nebula: robot powered by rage

peter parker: whatever a spider can

groot: tree puberty

essentially a fit dude with a gun

rhodey: tank with gun

tony: fancier tank with gun

bruce: borrowed tank with gun

sam: bird with gun

peter quill: kid on roller skates with gun

bucky: old guy with gun

rocket: raccoon with gun

essentially a fit dude who is too good for your shitty gun

okoye: “so primitive”. wields a laser spear and the side-eye.

natasha: won second place at nationals for baton twirling. killed the first place winner with her batons.

mantis who technically has superpowers but they are balanced out by her terminal case of Gentle Soul: kick names, take ass!! I am just happy to be here!! (the > is antenna. also her scary face)

fantasystoryteller:

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

celestialdeth:

kissingagrumpygiant:

Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it

not only has steve seen it its his favorite vine and his ringtone

hiddlescheekbones:

This bitch stole my line. – Loki, probably

thacmis:

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ekjohnston:

julii-wolfe:

seperis:

stuckyfanart:

womanarana:

This is indescribable, not only does it show Captain America, it also shows Steve. We forget how Steve is an actual human being instead of just being an idol with no problems. Please watch this and support the creator.

by: piratesandsuperheros

God this is good.

By: piratesandsuperheroes

HE’S SO GOOD

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

purpledblues:

Would you kill me, my love?

rachelhuey88:

Be afraid be very afraid

isagrimorie:

petermaximoff:

groovycrusadeperson:

anti-anthony-stark:

You should all check this out !

“Tony Stark is a walking bank bailout. His bad means everyone else pays, and he’s still in charge.”

#fair points #and part of why there’s such a strict divide between my adoration of phase one iron man movies tony #and phase two avengers movie tony (via @iasmelaion)

The tag basically sums up my complicated feelings on Tony.