ok, i’m gonna make a lotta connections here, but trust me and follow along
griffin had the plot figured out pretty damn well by crystal kingdom. he had determined:
who the seven birds were
that the red robe was barry and one of the seven birds
red robe/barry was in love with the red robe in the cave to whom the umbrella belonged
this cave red robe was lup, taako’s twin
that barry/red robe was a lich, so it is VERY LIKELY he had also planned that lup was a lich, bc i doubt he ever intended to permanently kill taako’s sister
i would like to posit that, based on these decisions, griffin had also:
realized the OP-ness of two in-control, immortal, undead characters
decided that he needed some sort of way to keep that in check
introduced the idea that barry (and by extension, lup) are not infalliable and can lose control as a way to check that
determined that, since this would no longer matter if/when lup and barry are reunited, he needed a stronger, larger control over their power
created an arc based around the dangers of messing with necromancy and introduced a character and deity whose purposes are to prevent reanimation and protect the sancitity of life and death
so what i’m getting down to is that kravitz/the raven queen were introduced in order to show that the constant resurrection of the ipre and, more specifically, barry and lup’s lichdom have consequences
let’s suppose that i’m right. let’s suppose that i managed to guess the actual line of thought behind the crystal kingdom arc and kravitz’s insertion into the plot.
then can you imagine griffin mcelroy’s fucking face when justin announced that taako, brother to two liches, was going to romance the grim reaper
– can you curse a real sword? – AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON – I will take a hammer and FIX the baby – beanfreak – roachy – I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die! – worcestersher – what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO – ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’ – teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun – SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW. – the clownbox – I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE – Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong – You know 😉 – HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU – when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild – The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage
Griffin: Here, let’s play a game. Guess how many unread emails– Rachel: Ohhh my god, Griffin… Griffin: –I have in my email box right now. Griffin: [singing] Guess how many emails, guess how bad a correspondent I am! Online, on the internet where nothing even matters at all. Rachel: [in the background] This is horrifying… Rachel: Uh, I’m gonna say 4,000. Griffin: Oh, more than that, babe. Rachel: Oh my god… Griffin: Oh noooo Griffin: [singing]
13,368 unread emails people worked on and sent me and I said ‘no
thanks, I’m good’, without even clicking the email you worked on.