https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180348882714/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_oy6jorQOw81tkj3mg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgreywatch%2F180348882714%2Ftumblr_oy6jorQOw81tkj3mg

americanbeautiies:

i didnt wanna sleep last night so i spent a while fuckin around on audacity SO: take a compilation of many good good griffy quotes (from monster factory/mbmbam/TAZ) 

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car

It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless.

literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was the McElroys” and I think it’s bizarre and wonderful at the fact that this is probably the first vid that boomed across tumblr of the good, good boy content and I am thriving.

this podcast was a mistake -griffin probably

thatgirlonstage:

theroseeatsribs:

  • “No, this is one of those moments where you learn to take care of your shit.”
  • “ It’s a very tense situation" “That’s true. It’s almost like I’ve designed it to be like that.”
  • “Oh, a minus one. Then you die. God, Travis. In trying to discern his fanciness your nose just starts bleeding and you fall over-”
  • “You and the box both drink POSION. And you survive but the box has died.”
  • “There’s a stapler in here- does anyone want the fucking stapler?”
  • “You run up and tear the box open. It explodes. You die.”
  • “I can’t believe you all went with the red shirts, but fine- You’re all wearing different shades of red.”
  • “Now, Griffin, I need you to describe both scenes simultaneously.” “I won’t do that. I’m very very tired.”
  • “So the end of that sentence that you cut off was ‘and so I won’t be putting up with any shit today,’ but the problem is that I already have.”
  • “okay you give them the medicine of not being on fire anymore”
  • “i don’t remember giving you a GUN.”
  • *drops dice* *has a meltdown*
  • the total helpless exhaustion when justin texts him a descriptor of taako’s t-rex transmutation
  • the whole bit about the pillow exoskeleton suit
  • infinite bag of boys

Please let’s not forget

  • “I eat it” “What the fuck”