https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/greywatch/173274992957/tumblr_p6cvvolxOh1x6x4e4?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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probablylucasmiller:

If you only listen to one MBMBaM bit, let it be this one.

taz-quotes:

Coach Derek Taylor: Ok, I’m gonna sanctify this room of beautiful sports equipment, so y’all can take your pick. It’s not a perfect solution but it’s better than nothing.

Griffin: And he kneels down in the center of the room and he channels his holy symbol: his high school football state champions ring.

Coach Derek Taylor: In this, our hour of need, we ask for your athletic patronage and protection. Oh, light of my life, end-zone of the cosmos, my lord and my savior, Touchdown Todd. Todd! We need you real bad right now, buddy. Bless these here beautiful sporting goods with your undeniable power so that these children might go and kill a bunch of monsters with them. 

In your holy name I pray, boom shaka laka.

thegestianpoet:

top 5 most scorpio justin mcelroy moments: 1. the scene in TAZ when taako gets the flaming raging sword of doom 2. the things I bought at sheetz gatorade video 3. telling griffin he looks like if hepatitis was a person in the mbmbam tv show & then crying about how much he loves his family a few episodes later in the same tv show 4. posting that video where his daughter says “let’s watch this fuckin’ smurfs movie” to twitter and @ ing the official smurfs movie account 5. the fact that The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2 and To Death Do Us Blart were both his ideas 

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p71jd3LAGl1qm1nv6o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/173148844371/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_p71jd3LAGl1qm1nv6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p71jd3LAGl1qm1nv6o1.mp3

vastderp:

amaranthinesiren:

thecindercrow:

You know, a person who doesn’t drink.

Rachel says a word and Griffin falls even more in love

Transcript:

Keep reading

Their love is so goddamn beautiful, it makes me cry. 😍

Their love is God

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theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

callmearcturus:

“You don’t want to have to talk to other human beings?”
“Y… yeah.”

In which Griffin McElroy continues to be our patron brother of social anxiety.

I JUST SEARCHED MY ENTIRE BLOG FOR 2 HOURS TO FIND THIS