mcelroys audio – i'll apple your turnover

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/spellslots/167788914744/tumblr_ozupg5gRKM1ti3ttq?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180693703824/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_ozupg5gRKM1ti3ttq?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fspellslots%2F167788914744%2Ftumblr_ozupg5gRKM1ti3ttq

amnestylodge:

i figured that, seeing as i am Tumblr User Spellslots, i might as well put together the saga of jenkins and the spell slots. it’s a thrilling adventure, beginning with episode 12 and ending with episode 55. smell ya later.

https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180491597556/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_oav022u4sq1v5dro5?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_oav022u4sq1v5dro5o1.mp3

thepipisroom:

One of my favourite clips from a good good podcast.

https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180348882714/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_oy6jorQOw81tkj3mg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgreywatch%2F180348882714%2Ftumblr_oy6jorQOw81tkj3mg

americanbeautiies:

i didnt wanna sleep last night so i spent a while fuckin around on audacity SO: take a compilation of many good good griffy quotes (from monster factory/mbmbam/TAZ)

https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180157221104/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_p042t6jzyc1ra5ote?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p042t6jzyc1ra5oteo1.mp3

terezees:

Underrated moment from Stolen Century that always makes me laugh

https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180152727201/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_oyx7m7AoHz1tnswg1?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgreywatch%2F180152727201%2Ftumblr_oyx7m7AoHz1tnswg1

mcelbois:

hey, bye the way, is irene just gone? what happened?

criticalrolo:

lucioballin:

God tier McElroy goofs

– can you curse a real sword?
– AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON
– I will take a hammer and FIX the baby
– beanfreak
– roachy
– I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!
– worcestersher
– what about…. one million dragons? OH NO NO NNON ONNONN NO
– ‘he took a lemon out of his bag, and started peeling it, then asked for the time’
– teleporting the soldiers to the dairy queen with the dairy queen teleporting gun
– SHRIMP. HEAVEN. NOW.
– the clownbox
– I THINK DOGS SHOULD BE ABLE TO VOTE
– Justin recording a radio break and getting everything wrong
– You know 😉
– HAVANA DAYDREAMING BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHAT THE F U C K HAPPENED TO YOU
– when Daz gets that One good shot and Griffin and Justin go fucking wild
– The entirety of Griffin not letting Justin leave in Catlateral damage

HOW could you leave out THIS

https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/180009682471/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_p097h7ynpt1qm1nv6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgreywatch%2F180009682471%2Ftumblr_p097h7ynpt1qm1nv6

thecindercrow:

Griffin: Here, let’s play a game. Guess how many unread emails–
Rachel: Ohhh my god, Griffin…
Griffin: –I have in my email box right now.
Griffin: [singing] Guess how many emails, guess how bad a correspondent I am! Online, on the internet where nothing even matters at all.
Rachel: [in the background] This is horrifying…
Rachel: Uh, I’m gonna say 4,000.
Griffin: Oh, more than that, babe.
Rachel: Oh my god…
Griffin: Oh noooo
Griffin: [singing]
13,368 unread emails people worked on and sent me and I said ‘no
thanks, I’m good’, without even clicking the email you worked on.