i figured that, seeing as i am Tumblr User Spellslots, i might as well put together the saga of jenkins and the spell slots. it’s a thrilling adventure, beginning with episode 12 and ending with episode 55. smell ya later.
the shit they talk about their own early episodes because they know how god awful they were
the fact all three of them (+ Clint) have matching tattoos
LoZ tattoos for that matter, where each brother has a different part of the tri force filled in, and clint has all 3 filled
griffy got that tattoo on his wrist specifically bc he didnt want a job that would be dicks about tattoos
the way justin will just go “ok that’s fine” if one of the other two is like ‘i dont wanna talk abt this’ even if its a goof
the fact trav and justin inexplicably have the same birthday 3 years apart
and then when griffin was like “i know how u feel [about a jumbotron description] every november 8th i just sit in bed and wail”
travis watched pirates of the carribean like, 9 times in theatres when it first came out – several of which as dates
griffin tried to have a dog in his “pet-free” apartment in college and it only lasted like, four days before they got found out
travis’ entire character development in taz results from his fear of losing his wife because he loves her so so much
the way that, at every ridiculous stunt and every heartwrenching moment the boys pull in TAZ, griffin goes “oh my GOD”/ “oh god….”/ “oh no..”
likewise the cackling that clint/travis/justin do at those same moments
“"A family highpoint for me was the time my dad beat us at Clue in one round,“ recalls Clint’s second son Travis. “It was at that moment that I realized that my father is the most clever man on the planet. Notice that I didn’t say the smartest man. We’re talking about a man who, until he woke up on the basement floor several hours later, didn’t see anything wrong with dumping excess kitty litter and bleach down a sink at the same time in a poorly ventilated room””
i'll apple your turnover 