mbmbam – Page 2 – i'll apple your turnover

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americanbeautiies:

“I’m a female security guard at a truck gate. I’m basically the only female there and I have to deal with a lot of truckers. They all tend to call me things like “sweetheart”, “hon”, “babe”, but I’ve recently started responding with “no problem, sport”, “no problem, champ”. My question is, what else can I use?”

theres just something real special about the advice the brothers give in response to women asking about gross men, and personally i love it more than most things

everydaylouie:

ICE CREAM SONGS (NEW MBMBAM ANIMATION)

flamboyantcomplainer:

celestrious:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s a crappy thriller.

holy shit this is a fantastic job of editing omg

lesbianahsoka:

mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever

krudman:

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

8bitmickey:

LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!!!

this episode made television history for fastest facial hue change by an adult male comedian

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bialystock-and-bloom:

nikknight:

“Oh no, family explode”

“For sale: baby. Oops!”

ryanccole:

sexyleftistsantaclause:

arnica:

i hope the mcelroys never stop laughing at absolutely everything

this is the most pure hearted video ive ever seen

Putting this on loop is so dangerous I haven’t seen my family in weeks.

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probablylucasmiller:

If you only listen to one MBMBaM bit, let it be this one.

andy-allan-poe:

This was the greatest episode ever I loved it so much and I’m very proud of them

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theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

callmearcturus:

“You don’t want to have to talk to other human beings?”
“Y… yeah.”

In which Griffin McElroy continues to be our patron brother of social anxiety.

I JUST SEARCHED MY ENTIRE BLOG FOR 2 HOURS TO FIND THIS