Hunk: Is the equipment secure?
Lance: Check.
Hunk: Weapon loaded?
Lance: Check.
Hunk: Did you have breakfast?
Lance: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Hunk: I added it because I care about you.
Lance: No, I did not have breakfast.
Hunk: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Lance: [pulling out a granola bar] Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this!
Hunk: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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