lolllll – i'll apple your turnover

https://archive.org/download/SMiMlkasdlfkjalsdfjlkasdj/SMiMlkasdlfkjalsdfj%3Blkasdj.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://greywatch.tumblr.com/post/178963033239/audio_player_iframe/greywatch/tumblr_pd24l9SjWh1r7gvs2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Farchive.org%2Fdownload%2FSMiMlkasdlfkjalsdfjlkasdj%2FSMiMlkasdlfkjalsdfj%253Blkasdj.mp3

dotty-literati:

Justin’s haunting rendition of Stacy’s Mom

quousque:

shorthalt:

yesterday my boyfriend told me that “all ocs are either your kin or your kink” and it felt like a brick to the face and i’m still reeling

shit dude

taz-quotes:

Mama: Ok, this is gonna sound pretty strange, I reckon, but there’s something here that you cannot see right now. So don’t go running forward cause I don’t want you to bash your face right into it, alright? And it’s gonna look like I’m just sort of speaking it into existence, but that’s not really-

Aubrey: The Stonehenge thing?

Mama: [pause] You… you can already see it?

Aubrey: It’s three rocks, can you see it?

Griffin: She puts her hands to her temples, which is sort of the go-to move for any Adventure Zone NPC.

frappuccinio:

amethyst was the first gem to ever stop and be like “i am upset, but you know what? i’d rather not put that on steven” which is like a MILESTONE.