fantasystoryteller:

Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*

Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?

Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it

Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him

Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother

cementcornfield:

hiddleston-daily:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

#remember back in like 2011 when Tom Hiddleston was like ‘the opposite of love isn’t hate it’s indifference and Loki HATES his brother!!’#WELL#I HAD A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THAT DURING THIS SCENE#not to Tag Feel like it’s 20 fucking 12 but… he’s so used to Thor chasing after him and Thor fighting him and Thor crying over him#to have Thor be like ‘yeah cool just stay here. our paths diverged it’s whatever. have fun ruling Crap Planet.’#Loki’s like hmmmmmm… this feels bad. I don’t…. like this……….#AND THEN HE BETRAYS THOR LIKE HA HA! and Thor’s like ‘lol saw it coming you never change. peace out have a nice life lol!’#so then Loki has to be a goody. SIGH.#like ‘he doesn’t CARE if we never see each other again? WELL NOW HE’S GONNA SEE ME EVERY FUCKIN DAY!!!’#my… lads