Tag: lmao

quiescens:

leopharry:

I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you’re welcome.

those born under the sign of the bees:

  • have emotions
  • think thoughts
  • is likely introverted or extroverted
  • has at least a few friends
  • was born at some point

straydogsandnakedguys:

bidoctor:

My concern is…

#the hot dad vibes coming off olyphant on this show are like radioactive and lethal#the way he honestly genuinely adores his undead flesh-eating wife is also a thing of beauty#like if gomez addams was a slightly anxious loose-hipped white guy#who’s honestly just trying his best with a trying situation of ongoing zombie-ism#but really just loves his wife more than anything else#also i’m so glad he didn’t come off a decade of deadwood and justified and get stuck in a ‘srs violent man’ rut#but went full comedy instead and honestly seems like he’s having the time of his life#santa clarita diet #gif

annleckie:

A friend of mine who is a teacher–let’s say kids from about 5 to about 8–found this one day. She doesn’t know who made it, there is no identifying information on it. It is a small book–the sort little kids make, you know, paper folded over. The title of this book is

How to Do Things

We all want to know, don’t we? How to do things? Let us open this book and discover how to do things:

My friend has kept this for a year or more, it is one of her favorite things.

Photos by Setsu Uzume, who, when it was shown to her, declared it a Big Mood.

loreweaver:

vampireapologist:

anyway I’m browsing vampire fetish forums like I usually do to cheer myself up and this girl asked if there are any hot vampire dudes out there looking to hook up or if they’re simply too hard to find and someone replied “Not With a body like your you just got to find one. I am not vampire but I am not mortal. I am Tuath Dé. you are cute message me”

and I have not gotten over this and probably never will.

“sorry I’m not a vampire but I AM an ancient Irish deity. Ur cute hmu”

like Im fucking REELING I want this to be real for the sheer ridiculousness of it. never in my life have I wanted more for magic to exist on this Earth than in this moment.

this post is twelve different kinds of fantastic but I’d like to take a moment and crop out my absolute favorite thing about it which is

michael-arden:

Q: What was going through your mind when AJ walked out in that leather harness?

Antoni: Okay, well, I don’t know if you noticed this as a viewer, but he went from this shy, reserved, keeping his gaze down and not engaging in too much eye contact [kind of guy] to coming out in a harness and fully owning it and flexing his chest — umm, that was like very, you know… I’m a really reserved guy. Maybe I don’t have that sexual confidence [laughs], as much as I’d like to. It’s just not who I am! It really caught me off guard. I was not expecting him to come out in that harness!