Love at first sight? Tired, boring.
Love at first assassination attempt? Spicy
Tag: lmao
Hot adulting tip: make a “responsibilitysona” and roleplay them when you have chores to do
wanna be Tumblr famous but don’t want to put in the effort to make good posts so I peddle my mediocre wares at the side of the road
I stand at the side of a muddy road with my peasant garb, hollering “posts? funny posts, sir? a good chuckle for your madame?”
sir slimetony rolls by in his gleaming armor and calls me a peon and a cuck before having his big horse stamp my market stall into the ground
Better than me, all i do is add unnecessary comments to other users with goblin in their name
you’re the only valid person on this fucking website
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
oh i do try my very best to be not a bastard but my heart is a garden full of bastard fruits and also basil
I know this meme is for music but I have some opinions
Please look at this Steven in the frame where the palanquin bursts out of the courtroom in “The Trial”
no offence but generation Z kids are a thousand times funnier than us depressed millennials
i'll apple your turnover 