cannedviennasnausage:

sevenrelics:

sevenrelics:

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed

great, now i can’t shake off the visual of Jesus barreling down through Jerusalem screaming “HERE WE GO, LESBIANS”