bc one of our players had to miss tonight we’re playing a session as an ep of fantasy cutthroat kitchen (cutthroat dungeon)
hickory crit failed on her dish and served the judge an “eggs benedict” that was an unopened bag of english muffins smeared with butter on a plate with a raw egg and some slices of ham with a cup of milk dumped over the whole thing
The following post was angrily dumped in my notes a few months ago, authored by an 18-year-old who is absolutely convinced that they know how the American economy works better than I do, and wanted to shout at me about it. I began to respond to it a few times, but I felt that it wasn’t kind or productive to burn the poor kid down when I have a platform, and they clearly had a lot on their minds, and as the responsible adult in the situation I should really offer them gentle kindness and guidance instead. But it was so funny. And they came to my house to shout at me.
So I’ve posted their post below, divorced of context (so they can divorce themselves from the post, as they almost certainly would like to do in the cold light of day) because I thought the comic I produced in response had a certain Absurd Fascination.
(LISTEN if we all had multiple adults in every household CAN YOU IMAGINE how we could SPREAD THE PENSION RISK)
everyone on earth gets to stan 1 irredeemable fictional murderboy with a
vaguely sad backstory. but you only get 1. if you exceed that limit the
cia takes you out. and thats how fandom discourse works.
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS AND YOU’RE ANY MUSIC CLASS, WATCH IT I HAVEN’T LAUGHED SO HARD IN MONTHS. IF YOU’RE IN BAND, ORCHESTRA OR CHOIR WATCH THIS MASTERPIECE.
In case anyone needs a laugh!
@mccoyquialisms if you’re wondering why I’m in my room cackling… this is why.
i'll apple your turnover 