i found a list of stock characters in ancient greek media
tag yourself i’m the man of petty ambition
Tag: haha
an authority figure: [expresses slight, arguable disappointment in me]
me, shaking: Wow. Can’t Believe I’m The Worst Person Alive
authority figure: *is in a bad mood or even is just less friendly than usual*
me, stomach in knots: My fault? I must be the cause of this?
The idea that Nott sees herself as Caleb’s mother is infinitely funnier when you think about the fact that she’s always giving him money, like here ya go wizard son here’s your allowance for keeping me and you safe all week.
exac:
“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama
[john egbert voice] storm light archive
mist born
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war breaker
friendly reminder that
– It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
– there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
– I bless the rains down in Africa
– it’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Schneider getting
confusingly turned onintimidated by Penelope
this was all i could think the entire festival episode
lmfaooooooooooooooo
Loki: *brings Thanos’ corpse to the Avengers*
Everyone: Holy shit, how’d you do it?
Loki: I turned myself into an infinity stone because I know Thanos loves infinity stones, so he went to pick it up to admire it
Loki: And then I transformed back into myself and I was like, ‘mblergh, it’s me!’ and stabbed him
Thor: That’s even better than my “get help” plan, brother
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