Stanford “It’s Okay To Give Children Weapons Right?” Pines is totally the type of guy who forgets not to swear in front of kids tbh
I wonder how many days it took him to slip up and say Fuck in front of the twins. Also how many seconds he had to live afterwards, before Grunkle Stan swooped in with an unholy vengeance to ream him out.
Ford: *cuts his finger on an invention* OW! Fuck–
Dipper, Mabel: *gasps*
Stan: *materializing into the room* I WAS SUMMONED BY THE SOUND OF PROFANITY. WHERE IS HE. SHOW ME MY SOON TO BE DEAD BROTHER WHO THINKS HE’S EXEMPT FROM SELF CENSORING!
This scene never fails to make me laugh like a loon every time I watch it and that makes me mad
Okay so one thing that always bugged me was “what happened immediately before this” and I think I’ve narrowed it down to two options:
Option A: Stan turned on the TV the old fashioned way, sat down, and realized too late what channel the TV was turned to
Option B: Stan turned on the TV however the heck he pleased, then proceeded to dissociate for several hours until The Duchess Approves brought him out of it
Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as the irascible coxswain Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire.
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