I find that if I’m wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.
You ever just start imagining a cute romance but then you’re like “well there’s gotta be more conflict to make the payoff all the more emotional” so you start thinking of bad things that might happen in order to heighten the good things you want to happen then flash forward three days later and you’re pacing in the basement listening to a male cover of I Can’t Make You Love Me as you simultaneously imagine the couple in the past breaking up due to all the tragedy that they’ve endured but also paralleling that with the scene where they get together again while everyone who knows them claps because this is the most investing love story in the world
Going to an illict TV episode streaming site is like descending into some infernal faery netherworld filled with false doors and conniving tricksters who want to trap you there for eternity, or send to you back to the mortal realm carrying some kind of contagious curse. Every time you agree to something you have to double-check what you’re looking at or where you’re being led since a false path will always open up adjacent to the one you really want to go down. You might very well end up trapped with no way to get out except by making a horrible bargain with a creature eager to wreak havoc back on Earth
i'll apple your turnover 