Head canon: Bull King Sparra is half mad because he keeps having nightmares about a mouseworm dressed in armor menacing him with the swordcase and shaming him for losing the sword.

the-redwaller:

wuddshipp:

the-redwaller:

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: nothing gets under Martin’s skin like the fact that those birds took his sword and ruined the whole plan, and now Matthias has to fight a SNAKE

I thought of this B99 post immediately and couldn’t help myself

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