I was a member of a 60-person dance crew in Jacksonville. We were called “Dance Dance Resolution: We Resolve to Dance.” One day, Donkey Doug (JASON’S DAD) and I got into a fight because I’d framed his girlfriend (HIS DAD’S GIRLFRIEND) for boogie board theft. So he (STILL JASON’S LITERAL DAD) started a new dance crew called “Hashtag Doug Life” (#DAD) and immediately challenged us to a dance-off. He (THE ACTUAL FATHER OF JASON MENDOZA) said, “Meet us inside the abandoned orange juice factory at midnight.” That night, as the clock struck 12, me and my crew came together with a determination we had never shown before … and slashed all their tires (INCLUDING THE TIRES OF HIS VERY OWN FATHER’S CAR). It was dope. The end. By Jason Mendoza.
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