Tag: crows
adulthood is a scam i want to be a crow
I’m not even an adult and I want to be a crow.
The desperation only grows with years
Be the crow you wish to see in the world
-Collect Shiny Things
-Hop happily down the street for no apparent reason
-Scream loudly when you see your friends
What an incredibly inspiring addition thank you
I ❤ crows, too!
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potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
i'll apple your turnover 