critical role – Page 21 – i'll apple your turnover

this is such a specific image

lordy-lou:

jabletown:

lordy-lou:

jabletown:

remember grog ‘the token straight’ strongjaw’s endless string of homoerotic competitive crushes on any buff dude with a strength proficiency and also that time he had a threesome with scanlan

“no one would ever know. it could just be us.” -grog strongjaw, token straight, to scanlan and vex.

“and then we’d kill vex,” grog continues, planning for the end of the world.

“FINALLY” says grog when scan says how about a ride

“The cube is always welcome” says grog when scanlan asks to mount him

“i wanna live forever… aren’t you like really old though? so you’d get company” – grog “together forever” strongjaw

“you already look amazing…” scanlan “a man? that was my *teenage* years” shorthalt

Grog acting like a churlish scorned lover upon seeing Lionel Gayheart. Grog and Pike making the group decision to be angry or forgive Scanlan.

Scanlan agreeing to murder Lionel for Grog, his forever guy.

zyca:

hello.

drumla:

listen i love caduceus but that’s a forever mood

backonrepeat:

Critical Role – An odd friendship

intothefey:

“For Bo”

toxiekat:

[ h ] ere’s a completed Mollymauk dump!!

My friend is making the final two pieces, and I still have to finish the swords— but I feel so accomplished 🙏

beauismyboo:

Critical Role Cast | Campaign 2 Episode 29
Beau:” What are you going to do now?”
Keg: “I don’t know”
Beau: “You should do me!”
Keg: “………………………….Sure :D”

Bonus:

transkoushirou:

most iconic moments of cr campaign 2:

someone kicks a cat so hard it just fucking disappears

i am an enchanter pumat sol. i am also enchanter pumat sol. i must admit i, too, am enchanter pumat sol.

molly paints his dick for no reason, pretends to vomit, jumps out a window, insists fjord carry him out dramatically in his arms

“phil!”

jester makes herself into five thousand old dragonborn men because ¯_(ツ)_/¯

andhumanslovedstories:

ihavealotoffeelings:

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’m finally watching The Steam of Many Eyes with my man Clint and y’all? He is genuinely so bad at the mechanics of the game he’s been playing for years god bless what the fuck

Clint McElroy’s literal first move in this game: “I cast Insect Plague.” He does not know what level spell it is or if he is allowed to do it or exactly what it does. Ashley Johnson gently assists him read his card.

Mark Hulmes allows this man to just get away with this. Sam Riegel who is wearing a custom made Matt Mercer face shirt has the audacity to say that this spell might be “a bit extreme.” I would personally die for every person involved in this exchange.

Anyone reading this who wants to get into D&D but has never played or only played a little: if you ever worry people might not want to play with you, remember that Clint McElroy is this bad at D&D and WOTC still invited him to play it live on the internet.

Truly and genuinely inspiring, you can have played for years and still not know what a d20 is and all that means is Ashley Johnson will help you while people cheer