I just think it’s Great that pretty much every character in the Cosmere, when interacting with Hoid, has a tingle in the back of their brain that something is Wrong here. Sometimes explicit, sometimes only shown in that he’s mentioned in the text at all, and therefore noticed more than he should be, but always there. A tiny tingle reminiscent of a prey animal’s fight-or-flight instinct, but it’s not quite that, it’s just…something is Strange. Something is Out of Place, and their tiny lizard brains know it, whether they’re talking with the King’s particularly annoying Wit or some random beggar in some random town.
Every character, that is, except Shallan Davar, who sees him and is like, “OH THANK HERALDS, AN ADULT WHO BOTH UNDERSTANDS AND SUPPORTS ME,” to which Hoid is like, “…I’m sorry, what.”
“If they didn’t like his, they’re going to be furious with mine,” Miranda says. “I intend to represent a corner of London with my accent that has not yet been invented. I’m going to have the worst accent in the history of English accents—I’m going to sound like I’m from another planet.”
mine craft seems like a good thing for youngsters actually. it’s creative and non violent and social to a degree. do they do a good job making sure it is safe
The whole thing is actually a pyramid scheme unfortunately. The creator was looking for a way to exploit children to mine bitcoins, real sick fucker
I wish we could have normal crimes again
so even though i know that people don’t actually care this much, this fact is a little true! but fundamentally false! Gather around, gals and pals, for the story of how minecraft was inadvertently used to power the biggest DDOS attack in history (under the cut, because this is quite the long story!)
top 5 most scorpio justin mcelroy moments: 1. the scene in TAZ when taako gets the flaming raging sword of doom 2. the things I bought at sheetz gatorade video 3. telling griffin he looks like if hepatitis was a person in the mbmbam tv show & then crying about how much he loves his family a few episodes later in the same tv show 4. posting that video where his daughter says “let’s watch this fuckin’ smurfs movie” to twitter and @ ing the official smurfs movie account 5. the fact that The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2 and To Death Do Us Blart were both his ideas
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