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zombeesknees:

#he’s like one of those Non Affectionate dogs who will allow themselves to be hugged  #who’ll just sit there carefully not moving until you’re done  #i love that she’s 100% aware of it  #and though he clearly says ‘i’m not hugging back’ it’s not ‘pls stop’  #it’s just ‘not hugging’ but it’s still ‘will consent to be hugged’  #and she doesn’t ask him to be more demonstrative! she doesn’t request anything of him!  #she just hugs him a little more one more time!  #he’s ok with how she is! and she’s ok with how he is!  #i love them

bogleech:

asafruca:

yelnatszeroni:

frogmp3:

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while