zarabithia:

frostyemma:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-real-seebs:

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

rshathul:

vethica:

who-gives-a-ship:

shobijinsandy:

Dear people who ship taboo relationships

Such as in///cest and ped///ophilia

Do NOT harm yourself. That doesn’t help, and asking you to do so doesn’t help.

Instead? Tell your parents. Tell your family, tell your friends, your teachers, your employers, EVERYONE you know and interact with, that you support and even romanticize abusive content. Tell them that you think it’s harmless.

Well?

We’re waiting.

I do tell a lot of people. My mom, for example. She’s a writer too and she knows that I enjoy writing dark stories. I said people were mad at me on the internet over a ship and she immediately guessed which (very problematic) ship it was and was shocked that people had told me to die over something so ridiculous. I recently told my therapist that I write and enjoy darkfic sometimes, specifically mentioning the sort of sexual content they involve. His first impulse was to worry that I might feel guilty about my harmless interest. I told my previous therapist that I get off to violent fictional media and she said it was fine because she knew I’d never hurt a fly in real life. I’ve told my coworkers about the sort of movies I like (horror) and they didn’t care at all. Turns out people who work at libraries know how fiction works. My childhood best friend has known I’m a sadist for as long as I can remember and it never seemed to bother her. I still have a reputation as a very polite and helpful person, and my friends feel comfortable telling me secrets and asking for advice.

You know what always shocks people? When I tell them about the hate I’ve recieved online for my ships. My mom regularly says she’s proud of me for standing up for myself and others online, and my therapist considers it a very positive act. I don’t tell EVERYONE I interact with about my problematic ships (hi I’d like a number 1 combo with cheese also I think Thor and Loki should kiss), but I don’t hide it at all. The worst I’ve ever gotten is people being mildly surprised that someone as silly and positive as me loves horror.

Tell your family, tell your friends, your teachers, your employers, EVERYONE you know and interact with

“and that’s all 300 pairs of fictional characters I want to kiss each other. any questions?”

“ma’am this is a wal-mart”

Told my mom I wanted to rip open kylo rens abdominal cavity and she just shrugged so op idk what you’re expecting to happen here

“Hey young people, i want you to initiate sexually explicit conversations with lots of grown ups you barely know”

NICE TRY JARED FROM SUBWAY

i’m just having a giggle because op put slashes in the naughty naughty words as if trying to keep them from showing up in searches… in a post supposedly aimed at the people they think do those searches. i’m imagining them giving stern and brave heroic speeches to the bathroom mirror, then going out and apologizing to furniture for bumping into it. it’s adorable.

it’s hilarious, because like, most of the people i know who are into shit like that in fiction do discuss it with their therapists, and in many cases, were specifically directed to it by their therapists. because it turns out that processing your experiences in fiction doesn’t harm you. talking to or listening to antis does, though, so i do encourage you to avoid them.

oh lord i just looked at their blog and apparently they think queer threesomes with disney animals are NOT taboo? and telling everyone they meet that they’re into that would go just swell? children are precious i can’t handle this

I mean, ship whatever the hell you want to ship? 

I genuinely do not give a fuck if Disney duck threesomes are your jam, but the sheer cognitive dissonance in lecturing people about their weird ships and kinks while drawing and fapping to your Three Caballeros fan art is just… honestly, it’s just so fucking weird.

Like go ahead, OP. Tell EVERYONE you know and interact with (because apparently in your world, everyone is supposed to go around disclosing their fandom kinks all the time? or something? I’m a bit unclear on that part). Tell LITERALLY EVERYONE YOU MEET that you enjoy fan art of three Disney ducks fucking each other and that you believe it’s morally superior to Thor and Loki fucking each other.

I think we’re all waiting for this one.

(Full disclosure: I actually think shipping Thor and Loki is really gross… and so I don’t seek it out, don’t read that kind of fic, and filter it out from my experience. You know, like a grown ass adult.)

Ship whatever you want, but like… elsewhere in the ducktales fandom, there are people whining about how any ships with the ducks are pedophilia. 

So???? Hypocripsy is not a great look.