hey

i… im done ok.

im done with you, rebecca.

drew symmetra for mermay … ya

This past Valentine’s Day, a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo was named The Final Pam in my honor by my incomprehensibly perfect girlfriend. She is the guiding light in my life and she knows me better than anyone; oh my god this was perfect.

choi-nyong:

This is a curse

eenocs:

Kiri says “Fuck”

I voted to release millions of hornets, and I already regret it

quasi-normalcy:

And I know in the days following the vote I was a pretty sore winner, I know I tweeted and facebooked a lot of you like “they’re out now, deal with it” and “ha ha cry some more, now there are hornets.” I know I started an online business selling coffee mugs that said “The Hornets Will Sting You”.

But now that the hornets have pretty much blackened the entire sky – and are surrounding MY house as well, for reasons that are beyond me – I’m wondering if I really acted in my own best interests after all, re: the hornets.