Author: LectionaryStan

comatose333:

Shiro and Dalinar are the Same Person (VLD and Oathbringer Spoilers Below)

So I was looking at this gorgeous piece of artwork by @botanicaxu , and I came to a stunning realization.

Dalinar and Shiro are the same person.

Hear me out.

They are both buff dad dreamboats.

Both have fandom names which highlight their dad status (Space Dad and Dadinar, Highprince of Dads).

Both are capable warriors, and could be considered the best of their respective generations.

Both are a leader and mentor figure to a bunch of crazy teenagers who are responsible for saving the world/universe.

In particular, both are a personal hero/mentor to a broody lone wolf teenager who they groom to take their place (Keith/Kaladin).

Both would totally spend their morning doing push-ups instead of sleeping in.

Both are called “Champion” by an antagonist, and both resist attempts for said antagonists to turn them into weapons.

Both unintentionally (directly in Dalinars case, indirectly in Shiro’s case) caused the death of a romantic partner.

At the end of the latest chapter in their respective series, both channel forces they don’t understand and have a moment of awesome that turns the tides and saves the day (Atlas/Honor’s Perpendicularity).

Both would definitely choose “Paladin” every time they play DnD.

I rest my case. Dalinar and Shiro are both Dad heroes. Thank-you.

chizuu:

chizuu:

i genuinely hope anyone ages 13-15 on this website (or, god forbid, younger) stays safe and keeps their private information secure and really private 

please, if you’re really young on tumblr, try not to get swept up in the discourse and the tremendous amount of arguing with strangers that goes on here. i know you probably feel mature for your age but this website, like, really psychologically affects youth, and i encourage you to be cautious about your interactions with people on here

 please, kiddos, stay safe

additionally, for my young, non-adult followers,

  • depression memes about wanting to die aren’t a healthy coping mechanism and can lead to worsening symptoms of your own mental health if overindulged in
  • you are not garbage. or trash. i know these terms are popular on here, but you shouldn’t be calling yourself that. you have everything you need inside of you to become your best self, even if it’s hard to see that
  • seriously, really don’t trust adults who want to date you. don’t trust adults who call you hot, flirt with you, ask you sexual questions, or ask you for nudes. (that last one is VERY illegal, also, please get help from a trusted non-creepy adult if this happens to you)
  • the opinions of complete strangers who aren’t interacting with you typically aren’t worth it. move on, use the block button. it’s not worth engaging with people who are going to make you feel awful or unsafe
  • take breaks from tumblr if it’s getting really stressful for you. talk to friends if you’ve got em, play a videogame or do whatever it is that can take your mind off the massive amounts of Hell on this website
  • recovery is good. it’s really, really good. if you’re having mental health issues, please seek out help if you can, or ask a trusted adult or friend for guidance. you are not alone. don’t let this website make you feel like you are

Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More

jheselbraum:

queerlyfunctioning:

africanaquarian:

spoonie-living:

Hey folks, another big recall just hit the states, for both refrigerated and frozen products. Read up, and be careful out there!

And if you need to stay updated, FoodSafety.gov has an RSS feed listed under Recalls & Alerts > Get Automatic Alerts.

now i gotta go thru my fridge

I love living in a country where every three days the FDA or the CDC has to announce which foods will kill us this week and which ones won’t.

This is a possible listeria outbreak, it’s no joke. 

Please check the food in your fridge.

Massive Food Recall Hits Trader Joe’s, Walmart, Kroger and More