LectionaryStan

jessicatrish:

And I tried to fill it up, I tried to fill me back up and I called Trish and she came right away and I felt nothing. And then I tried to mourn at the wake and I felt nothing and so I drank and I drank, and nothing worked.

julianemoore:

Tahani + talking about Eleanor and their friendship through episodes.

Bonus:

rgb-hex:

samuel voice: oh my

projectnelm:

zevran!

gotinterest:

So, in DA:I, Solas remarks that most elves just have a natural gift for speaking and understanding Elven, right?

So, during the fifth blight, you have a Dalish Warden traveling around with Alistair, having fun, and even teaching him a bit of Elven, which he picks up pretty quickly.

One day, Morrigan (Shemsplainer Extraordinaire) is in the party and she ends up bringing up some ancient elven shit. She says something in elven, only to have Alistair correct her pronounciation like,

“Don’t you mean ‘glandival’ not ‘glandivel’?” and of course Morrigan brushes him off because of course she is right and he wrong, only to have the Warden be like, “Actually, no, Alistair is right and also his accent is way better than yours.”

And Alistair gets this huge grin on his face and proceeds to tease Morrigan about it literally every opportunity he gets. Years later, he sees her in the Inquisition Courtyard, reading some elven text and asks her if she “would like some help with that.”. She will never be free.

gardnerhill:

mediamattersforamerica:

Conservatives, especially on Fox News and other right-wing media outlets, have long framed George Soros as a “puppet master” and a “globalist” who controls the government with his “tentacles.” Sam Bee explains that type of language didn’t come out of nowhere.

Soros is accused of funding every single anti-T***p protest. That can’t be true, ‘cause if so that SOB owes me $12.98 for the poster board and Sharpies.

dramaticowl:

[Image description: tweet by (((David Avallone))) @DAvallone: “How to know you’re talking to a Nazi:

You: I hate Nazis.
Them: Define “Nazi.”

Hope this helps. Non-Nazis are never, ever concerned that your definition of Nazi might include them.”]

haloneshiral:

Vanadis and Alistair may be ruling Ferelden, but deep down they’re the same silly Wardens they were a decade ago.

Ko-fi

claratwelve:

I’m the Doctor.

murinaae:

randomslasher:

very-virgil:

bucked-up:

lokigays:

deepdarkfandom:

momo-your-gay-is-showing:

emoskeemo:

vampireshouta:

commieochako:

emoskeemo:

hey if ur not from america get a blank map and just. fucking guess the states

heres my attempt

hhhh???

dumbass solidarity babey!!!

can i participate???

i don’t think i know any other states names

I’m a Professional

i did my best

eternally amused by the terribly inaccurate placements of NYC. you’re doing great sweeties!!!!

Intense giggling omg