letkeithinfodump:

team voltron’s functionality as a pillow for pidge

lance: bony. not comfortable at all, like sleeping on a pile of twigs. bonus 1 point for letting her use him as a pillow without complaint, a good pseudo-brother. overall rating: 1/5 someone feed him

keith: slightly more comfortable than lance, really firm. like a rock. 2 points deducted for getting up and leaving in the middle of her naps. overall rating: -.5/5 needs more patience

allura: warm and comfortable. kinda sweaty sometimes but pidge doesn’t care. 1 point deducted for the vague hints, usually within a minute of each other, that she would like to stop being used as a pillow. overall rating: 2/5 also needs more patience but is at least trying to be polite about it

coran: she doesn’t know many of the differences between elderly alteans and elderly humans, and she’s afraid she would break him if she tried using him as a pillow. probably wouldn’t be too bad though. overall rating: ??/5 he’s old.

shiro: not perfect, but decent. his prosthetic should not, should not, be used for pillow purposes. kind of talkative. overall rating: 3/5 he’s doing his best

hunk: has the potential. would be absolutely perfect if not for all the loud complaining. 10 points deducted. overall rating: 3.5/5 please complain more quietly