one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man
how many did you eat?
four
THE HOBBITS ARE MY PEOPLE
a) awww
b) has he always had that much fuckin hair
maybe he’s born with it
maybe it’s maybeline
he’s being so bashful and cute I am literally in love
I’m suddenly finding myself wondering whether it’ll be Frodo or Aragorn who chucks the ring into the lava pit because it’s all like Frodo’s destiny or whatever but surely at some point there’s gonna be some symbolic scene where Aragorn is faced with the challenge of the ring and proves he’s stronger than his father or grandfather or whatever
the fuck how many names does this guy have
let Frodo sleep 2k18
you know in a modern AU these two would be the reluctant roommates who actually get along really well and always share the couch and use the shared space to kick each other when they talk about awkward things they pretend they don’t wanna talk about and whenever they go out Boromir ‘wingmans’ Aragorn even though Aragorn insists, every time, that he really doesn’t wanna be wingmanned, he’s quite happy single thank you, no Boromir stop, no, no I don’t wanna play have you met Arag- hi Tracy so nice to meet you
anyways getting back on track Sam is so concerned for Frodo and it’s so sweet
so Frodo is definitely gonna go the stupid protagonist route and sneak off to finish this quest on his own to protect everyone else isn’t he
I literally just decided you two would be best friends you are not allowed to fight now
where’s Frodo?
godDAMNIT Frodo I didn’t want to be right
thank fuck
BOROMIR NO YOU LOVE THE HOBBITS YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON RESIST THE ASSHOLE RING
Frodo?
Frodo?
His voice is so scared and uncertain and sorry and anyways I wanna die
I would have gone with you into the end. Into the very fires of Mordor.
man remember when I didn’t give a fuck about this movie
look after the others – especially Sam
a) I fucking KNEW IT he’s going the dumb self-sacrificing route and Aragorn is fucking letting him????
b) SAM LOVES YOU YOU MORON TALK TO HIM
c) you’ve spent how much time going out of your way to protect your favourite hobbit and you’re just gonna let him run the rest of the way on his own?? have you forgot about the giant murdery fiery eye??? LOOK AFTER YOUR HOBBIT ARAGORN
ARAGORN YOU CANNOT FIGHT A LITERAL ARMY OF ORCS ON YOUR OWN PLEASE GET OUT OF THERE
i'll apple your turnover 