this chick talks like she’s high off her elf ears and thinks she’s talking ten times faster than she is
a lament to Gandalf
bet they don’t mention his fireworks. There should be a verse about them
AW. AW. CUZ LIKE. I GUESS GANDALF WAS THIS BIG FAMOUS WIZARD OR WHATEVER BUT THE HOBBITS ARE THE ONES WHO KNEW HIM. THEY WERE HIS FAM. HE WAS THEIRS. AW. STOP THIS.
AW HE’S DOING HIS OWN STOP
I would see the glory of Gondor restored
I believe in you my jock son
this is where he sticks his face through the water and finds out Barty Crouch Jr is a Death Eater
honestly she is giving off the creepiest damn vibes and I don’t trust her
They’re standing alone in the middle of the night and she switches to her freaky mindspeak anyway like who’s gonna overhear you??
OH OKAY WHAT THE FUCK
I passed the test
HEY THAT’S COOL CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU TURNED INTO A FLOATING COLOUR PALETTE
EUGH you’re still alive
perfected, he calls the orcs, like the dude’s not literally drooling blood
his war paint or whatever is literally someone smacking his face upside down
i'll apple your turnover 