this is giving off a lot of ‘Old Wise Man Gives Vague and Unhelpful Speech Knowing He’s Gonna Die Soon’ vibes and I do not like it
nah nah chill I can get us in I know the bouncer
you sure mate
you sure
AW BUDDY NO I’M SO SORRY
I swear to god if even one of you ever made fanart of this
cool! that’s gross!
ARAGORN. LITERALLY CAUGHT FRODO. OUT OF THE AIR.
BELIMIR LET PIP AND MERRY TACKLE HIM. AND HIS FIRST CONCERN WHEN THEY WERE CAUGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN WAS THE HOBBITS. MEANWHILE ARAGORN WAS ALL OUT CARRYING FRODO.
NO OFFENCE BUT EVERYONE’S WILDLY STRONG PROTECTIVE STREAK OF THE HOBBITS IS MY FAVOURITE THING.
I have no memory of this place
I’m adding a rule to the drinking game take a shot every time you experience a meme real time
He’s been following us for three days
HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN THESE MINES. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR FOOD AND WATER FROM.
wait wait wait
Golem and Smeagol are the same guy?? they’re not two separate small grey angry creatures from different times in the series???
this angry huggable creature was not meant to cry and now I’m sad
aw bud. we’ve all been there.
HEY CAN I ASK WHY GANDALF’S SO READY TO BE MEAN TO THE HOBBITS LATELY
so I now know the creatures I hypothesised might be goblins are definitely orcs
i'll apple your turnover 