golbatgender:

patrexes:

“you can’t control who’s going to read your gross fic!!”

yes i can. it’s called tagging appropriately. the only people who are gonna read my gross e-rated dead dove dubious consent mind control vore porn are

1) adults who want to read that content, and

2) people who looked at those tags, looked at the mature content warning, and then said “well that looks like absolutely nothing i want to be a part of” and then clicked it anyway to get angry about

[Oglaf cartoon (“Annals”)

Person 1: “If they hate the show so much, why do they keep coming back?”

Person 2: “Do you know some people can orgasm from outrage alone?”

Person 1: “What? No!”

Person 2: “Me neither, but it’s the only guess I have.”]