fmarpgaugreedling:

Hughes, the DM: You’ve made it to Truth. It looks at you, smiling, and says, ‘If you want Al’s body back, you have to give something up.’

Ed, a gnomish wizard: I. I offer… I offer my magic.

Hughes: Truth nods. Your sacrifice is accepted. You wake up in the real world again, now powerless, but your brother has his body back.

Al, also a gnomish wizard: Aw bro that’s so sweet of you omg

Roy, a human sorceror: lol but now you’re useless

Ed: Fuck. How do I do magic now?

Hughes: well, you can’t be a wizard anymore. But you could always be a cleric and dedicate yourself to a god – if you follow their precepts, they’ll grant you powers.

Ed: Huh. And what gods are there?

Hughes: Well… There’s Truth…

Ed: *incoherent screaming*