#i feel like the doctor writes the greatest reviews of all time #“excellent customer service both front-of-house and at the table #wonderful atmosphere for a cozy laid-back hang out with friends #taste texture and presentation were all a+ #unfortunately we discovered the food was being dosed with nanobots #apparently the owner wasn’t satisfied just owning a successful restaurant and wanted to take over the world with a load of mutant cyborgs #3/5 stars. would be 4/5 except the owner’s motivation was really dull #i feel unappreciated sometimes too mate #don’t see me trying to give people extra robot arms and overclock their brains do ya #at least one of us is well-adjusted”
(via @crystalsoulslayer)
i'll apple your turnover 