Things people have described Hozier on this site:
– seelie king
– forest fae
– faery king
– resident woodland satyr
– a witch possessing a mortal man’s body
– immortal lesbian woodland prince
– wood nymph
– lesbian deity
– a thriving example of gay/cryptid solidarity
– lesbian dad
– resident forest cryptid who has emerged to save 2018
– man returning from 264859 year long nap in a swamp
– ethereal being come to earth to bless us once more
– benevolent forest god who leaves to give us beautiful music before going back to eat berries and oats
– eldritch immortal